A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says: "I want a turkey on my right hip."
So the guy says, "Ok."
Does it and then she leaves.
A couple of weeks later she comes back and says: "I want Santa Clause on my left hip."
And the man says, "Ok."
Does it, while she was getting her money out, he says, "Can I ask you why you are doing this?"
And she says, "So my husband will have something to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"