Johnny and Rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill and tells Rebecca, "Who's is it, mine or yours?"
So she says, "Mine."
Then they make a left and see a 50 dollar bill and he says to her, "Who's it, mine or yours?"
Now they are almost at the store and there is a dick in her mouth, he says, "Who's is it?"
Then Rebecca says, "YOURS, YOURS, OH YOURS!"