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Doctor Jokes: Medicine In My Country Is So

A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing.
We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind.
We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work.'



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