TALKS LIKE A GIRL This guy goes to the doctor and he says in a girls voice why do i sound like this?
Doctor give a complete exam and says the reason you talk like a girl is your penis is 15 inches long and it is pulling your vocal chords down and making you sound like a girl.
I can fix that by transplanting a normal size penis on you.
So the doctor does the operation and its a success and the guy talks normal and he is happy.
Two weeks later the guy goes back to the doctor to get him to put his old penis back on.
He goes into the office and when he see's the doctor the doctor says 'in a girls voice) what can i do for you today?
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