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Doctor Jokes: Wel What Have We Here

Doctors: * 'Welllllll, what have we here...?'
(He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.) * 'Let me check your medical history.'
(I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.) * 'Why don't we make another appointment later in the week.'
(I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time or I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.) * 'We have some good news and some bad news.'
(The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.) * 'Let's see how it develops.'
(Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.) * 'Let me schedule you for some tests.'
(I have a forty-percent interest in the lab.) * 'I'd like to have my associate look at you.'
(He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.)

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