Donald Trump, at a campaign stop in the Midwest, promised to rebuild titties and make Detroit the motorboat city.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb Trump's ego and jump down to his I.Q.!
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the 76ers laid tonight!
Donald Trump and my child's diaper needs to be changed often. And for the same reason!
I went to my hairstylist and requested the "Donald." She asked, "What's That?" I said, "Shaggy hair with a gay comb over!"
Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA, to arrest illegal aliens!