Donald Trump so dumb, he ordered NASA, to arrest illegal aliens!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb Trump's ego and jump down to his I.Q.!
Donald Trump, at a campaign stop in the Midwest, promised to rebuild titties and make Detroit the motorboat city.
I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the 76ers laid tonight!
Donald Trump and my child's diaper needs to be changed often.
And for the same reason!
I went to my hairstylist and requested the 'Donald.'
She asked, 'What's That?'
I said, 'Shaggy hair with a gay comb over!'
Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell 'Get down!' anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell 'Donald, duck!'