Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.Three blondes were driving to disney world and they saw a sign disney world left... so they turned around and drove home
Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?
She can spell BMW!
What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
Sits around a candle!
What does she do when it gets really cold?
She lights it!
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!
What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
Dead meat!
A brummie guy was showing the blonde girl the 'L'
and 'R'
Tags in his wellies and advising her 'L'
means left and 'R'
means Right 'Ah'
the blonde says now i understand the C&A tag in my thong
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
There was a blonde a red head and a brunet the dad was tired of all of them.
To get rid of the blond he gave her an anchor and told her there was lip gloss samples at the bottom of the sea the anchor would get her free samplings the blonde was gone.
He told the red head there was an Irish freckles appreciation week she was gone.
The brunet wasn't so easily tricked so the dad just paid her 30 dollars to get the hell out!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side!
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (13) 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38
Categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama
Funny jokes
- Deja Vu - When You Think You're Doing Something You
- There Are No Winners In Life...only Survivors
- Vegetarian: Native American Definition For "lousy Hunter
- What Do Bees Do With Their Honey? They Cell It
- Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
- My Girlfriend And I Often Laugh About How Competitive We
- Why Don't Women Blink During Foreplay? They Don't
- How Do They Say "fuck You" In Los Angeles? "Trust
- Yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest
- Doctor my penis wont get hard no more when i get horney wat shall i do