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Dumb Blonde Jokes

This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
'How do I get to the other side?'
'Duh!
You ARE on the other side!'

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake!

Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead?
To make up her mind.

What do you call three blondes at Christmas?
Ho, ho, ho!

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on.
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm.
She said to the farmer, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?'
'Ok' said the farmer.
So she quickly counted them and said, '91!'
The farmer looked around astonished and said, 'Alright take one'
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said, 'If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?'

One day a Blonde Brunette and Red head went to climb a hill, and decided to have a throwing contest.
So, the Brunette went first and she threw a dirt claude.
after that she went down the hill to see how far it went and she saw a little boy crying.
She asked him what was wrong and he replied that a dirt claude fail threw the sky and killed his puppy.
Feeling gulity she walked off and went back to the hill.
Next, the red head went, and she threw brick and went down the hill to see how far it went.
She found a girl crying on the sidwalk and asked what was wrong.
The girl said that a brick fail threw the sky and killed her boyfriend.
the red head left the girl there crying and went back up the hill.
Last the blonde threw a bomb and ran down the hill.
She discovered an old lady laughing her butt off and asked her what was so funny.
The old lady said I farted and I blew my house down.

There once was a blonde hanging from the tree she couldnt get down so she called for help when the people got there she was only hanging by one hand and They thought 'How will we get her down?'
The second guy said you just wave at her!

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.

She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on 'Soul Train.'

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
So she could use it as a mirror.

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