Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.
Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A.
She sold her car for it...
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.
She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help.
She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat.
So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems.
Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air.
Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.
As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening.
He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store.
There they found three sacks to hide in.
When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says 'meow'
in a high voice.
The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says 'woof'
in a low voice.
The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts 'potato'
to the officer.
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank.
She tried calling to her.
'How can I get to the other side of the river?' she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied 'What for? You are already on the other side of the river!'
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
For ankle holsters!
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
'The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.'
'What about the other one?'
'They called back.'
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Sit a kitty beside her.
How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?
She told them she was good at handling members.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100.
One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
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