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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

There was a blonde a brunette and a red head stuck on a desert island.The brunette swam for it and got quarter of the way there then drowned, the red head got three quarters of the way there and drowned.
Then the blonde swam for it got halve of the way then got tierd so she swam back.

Blondes are so stupid that they got slock in a grocery store and they we're starved to death.

How do you stop a blonde tank?
Shoot the people pushing it!

What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?
Gifted!

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: 'Disneyland Left.'
So they went home!

Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!

What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
Pulled up her pants.

How did the blonde girl put out her cigarette?
She threw it in the water and stepped on it.

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Why didn't the blonde make the gymnastics team?
When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor.




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