Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.What did the blonde say after college?
'Will that be paper or plastic?'
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family.
She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said 'CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...'
Two blondes meet in Heaven.
'How did you die?'
the first one asks.
'Oh!
I died in a freezer', the second blonde replied.
'So how did you die?'
the second blonde asks.
'Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked.
When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck.
I never got to find that woman', replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, 'If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!'
How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff!
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
It makes them feel popular.
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They can both drive you crazy.
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet.
She went to the doctor and asked for his advice.
He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days 'Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet.
Then skip the third day.'
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, 'How is your diet?'
She said, 'Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard.
Doing all that skipping made me really tired.'
How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?
She opens her mouth!
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