Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.A blonde left leg said to the right left leg inbeween us we make a lot of money
What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
Blonde definition of socialism?
Partying!
Three women were about to be executed.
One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: '... Ready ... Aim ... !
and suddenly the brunette yelled, 'EARTHQUAKE!'.
Everyone was startled and looked around.
She escaped.
So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: '... Ready ... Aim ...!
and suddenly the redhead yelled 'TORNADO!'
Everyone was startled and looked around.
She escaped.
By now, the blonde had it all figured out.
They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted: '... Ready ... Aim ... !
and the blonde yelled, 'FIRE!'
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in.
The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them.
About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks.
He kicks the first one.
'Meow', says the redhead.
'It must be a cat', thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.
'Woof', says the brunette.
'Must be a dog', thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.
'Potatoes', says the blonde.
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock!
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, 'BOEING!
BOEING!
BOEING!
BO.....'
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise.
Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts 'Be silent!'
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.
She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, 'OEING!
OEING!
OEING!
OE....'
How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette!
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