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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck!


Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
She heard the drinks where on the house!


One day a blonde walks in the doctors office and says doctor i think i broke every bone in my body the blonde took her index finger touched her arm she says ouch see thats broken she touches her leg she saw ouch see its broken.
then in a couple of days later the doctor tells her that he has some good new and some bad... the good news is you didnt break every bone in your body the bad news is you broke your index finger


Two blondes are walking down the street, and one notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
SHe opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The other blonde says, 'Here let me see!'
Takes it and says, 'You dummy its me!'


What do you call a dead Blonde you find in the closet?
Last years hide and seek champion!


What is the difference between a blonde and 'The Titanic'?
They know how many men went down on 'The Titanic'.


One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.
Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was wrong.
She said, 'My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!'
Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better.
When she did actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning.
When she came home she was sobbing... again.
Julie went to see what was wrong... again.
And the blond said, 'I called my sister (who was also blond) today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wahhhhhhhh!


One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.
The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
'You cops should get it together.
One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.'


WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR SIX FOOT BLONDS LYING IN A ROW?
AN AIR MATTRESS!


Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
She missed the Earth!





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