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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said 'Disneyland-left'.
So they turned around and went home!


She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch '60 Minutes.'


A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee.
She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles.
They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, 'I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'


What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted


A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire.
So she called 911 and said, 'My kitchen is on fire!'
They asked, 'How do we get there?'
The blonde said, 'Well, DUH, the big red truck!'


Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.


If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?
A blowfish


Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, 'This book was very boring.
It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.'
The librarian says to the other librarian, 'So here is the person who took our phone book!'


What do blondes and tornadoes have in common?
At first they 'suck and blow'
then they take your house!


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar!





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