Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
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Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?
To feed the toilet duck!
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood!
Question Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
Want to hear three blonde jokes?
Listen to Hanson!
What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
How many blonde jokes are there?
One.
The rest are all true stories.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island.
The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away.
She swims out 10 miles, but gets tired and drowns.
The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles, and starts swimming.
She gets 15 miles, but gets tired and drowns.
The blonde figures about 20 miles to the shore also.
She swims 19 miles, to the point where she can barely see the shore, and gets tired.
So she swims back.
Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp.
They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.
the first blonde says, 'I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.'
Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.
The second sees what happens and says 'I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!'
She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.
Finally, the third blonde says 'I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.'
She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
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