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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

What do you call a blonde who turns brunette?
Artificial Intelligence!


A red head a brunette and a blonde were on the grand canyon.
They jumped off, in what order do u think they hit the ground in?
The brunette hit first, the red head hit second and the blonde hit last because she had to stop and ask for directions!



A blonde and a brunette both fall off the Eiffel tower.
Which one hits the ground first?
A.
The brunette because the blond has to stop and ask for directions.


How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
0, no one would have thought a blonde would be that desperate!


A blond,brunnett,and a red head were trapped on an island 100 miles away from shore, so the red head tries to swim and makes it 15 miles and got tired and swam back, then the brunnett swam 25 miles got tired and swam back, the the blond swam 50 miles got tired and swam back.


What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
Nothing... you get what you paid for!


What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!


What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
All you can eat under a buck!


What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.


Why did the blonde take the cap off the invisible ink pen.
because she wanted to see the invisible ink





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