Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed!
How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway!
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house!
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: 'Parking for drive-through customers only!'
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
Why are there no dumb brunettes ?
Peroxide.
A blonde got pulled over for speeding by a blonde policewomen, she walks up to the blondes car and asks her could she look at her drivers lisence, the blonde franticly searches through her purse looking for it and then say to the police women i havent got my lisense on me so the blonde police women says have u got any identy on you so the blonde searches through her purse and finds a little mirror and says to the blonde policewomen this is the only thing i have and gives the blonde policewomen the mirror when the blonde police women looks in it she say to the blonde if i know u were a poilicewomen i wouldnt have pulled you over !
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, 'Oh!
So you wanna race, huh?'
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
10 Very helpful blonde inventions 1: Ice Cube Mix 2: Tricycle Kickstand 3: Solar Flashlight 4: Dehydrated Water 5: Fire Proof Matches 6: Reversible Sandwich Bread 7: Black Light Bulb 8: Garage Door Closer 9: Cordless Cell Phone 10: Disposable Garbage Bags
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Funny jokes
- In washington dc they ran out tickle me elmo dolls
- The difference between republicans and democrats
- I Got Fired From Yankee Candle Factory Because I Refused
- What Do U Find In An Empty Nose? Finger Prints
- Do Ten Millipedes Equal One Centipede
- Phone
- What Book Do You Like The Most? Woman: "My Husband
- Tell Me Again How I Unloaded The Dishwasher Too Loudly
- Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party
- She is so blonde that it takes her