Dumb Blonde Jokes
This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, 'Shut up!
I'm WINNING!'
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door!
A woman was reading a sign.
She turned to her husband and said, 'Why do they say blondes are dumb?'
The husband replied, 'Because they are.'
She thought and then said, 'Well, good thing my hair is yellow!
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, 'This book was very boring.
It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.'
The librarian says to the other librarian, 'So here is the person who took our phone book!'
Blonde been fired from a banana plantation after throwing out all the bent ones!
On a plane there was a blonde, brunnette, and red head!
The brunnette tried a lemon and said eeww to sour and threw it out the window!
The red head tried an apple and said eeww to crunchy and the blonde found a stick of dinamite under her seat and threw it out the window!
Later that day they were walking down an street and saw a little girl cryin the brunette says little girl whats wrong and the girl answers a lemon fell out of the sky and killed my kitten!
So they all began walking faster!
Next they came upon a little boy crying the red head walks up and says little boy why are you crying and he answered an apple fell out of the sky and killed my puppy!
So they began walking even faster than before and they came upon a little boy laughing his head off the blonde asks little boy what is so funny and he looked behind him and answers i farted and the building behind me blew up!
Why do blondes have 'TGIF'
on their shoes?
'Toes go in first.'
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
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