Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window!
If a blonde and a brunette fall off a building who would fall down first?
answer: brunette the blonde will ask for directions.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Why do blondes have 'TGIF'
on their shoes?
'Toes go in first.'
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
Three blondes walk in a bar.Surley one of them should have seen it coming.
A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, 'What does it do?'
He says, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'
The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.
How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway!
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?
Ejection seats in helicopters!