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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were running from the police.
The brunette jumps into a trash can and goes, 'Meow meow meow.'
The police said, 'Oh, it must be a cat.'
The redhead jumps into a dumpster and said, 'Woof woof woof.'
The police said, 'Oh, it must be a dog.'
The blonde jumps into a potato sack and said, 'POTATO.'

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.
she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut.
she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied 'no'
so the blond left.
she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
the stylist replied 'ok'.
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.
the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot.
confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
they were saying, 'breath in, breath out'

A very flat-chested Blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, 'Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?'
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, 'Do you have anything for this?'
The lady looked closely at her and replied, 'Have you tried Clearasil?'

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord... nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord... and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, 'Oh!
So you wanna race, huh?'

Three blondes walk in a bar.Surley one of them should have seen it coming.

She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went back home.

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?
Ejection seats in helicopters!

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
Must be an earthquake!

There was a smart blonde and a dumb blonde, they jumped off a cliff.
Who would hit the ground first?
The dumb blonde because their is no such thing as smart blondes!

What do you call a group of blonds standing in a circle ear to ear?
-A wind tunnel




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