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This page contains 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dumb Blonde Jokes first.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead were hanging off a cliff for dear life when the brunette said, 'Im so strong I can hang on and do pull-ups.'
Then the redhead said, 'Im so strong I can hang on and do pull-ups with one hand.'
And the blonde thought they were so good she started clapping.


A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.'
'Oh Dear!'
the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But, what happened to your other ear?'
'The jerk called back!'


One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite.
Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, 'I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out.
But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in.'


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!'


One day a blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident.
She comes to a stop two miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks.
The blonde then proceeds to pull out two naked cardboard men that she put long coats on.
She then sets them up along side the road.
After an hour passes and traffic backs up 12 miles, a cop comes by.
The cop pulls over onto the side of the road.
He steps out and asks the woman what those cardboard things are for.
She says, 'Oh nothing sir, these are just my emergency flashers.'


What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes!


How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!


Want to hear two blonde jokes?
Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.


What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring!





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