A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
'How did this happen?'
the doctor asked.
'Well I was trying to commit suicide,'
the blonde replied.
'Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?'
First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these, then I put it in my mouth and I thought, I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.'
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