A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side.
She yells over to the blonde 'Hey, excuse me!
How do I get over to the other side?'
And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back 'You ARE on the other side!'
Next Joke: To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to hell