There was a blonde a red head and a brunet the dad was tired of all of them.
To get rid of the blond he gave her an anchor and told her there was lip gloss samples at the bottom of the sea the anchor would get her free samplings the blonde was gone.
He told the red head there was an Irish freckles appreciation week she was gone.
The brunet wasn't so easily tricked so the dad just paid her 30 dollars to get the hell out!
Next Joke: Three blondes walk in a bar