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Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?" the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer", the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" the second blonde asks. "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman", replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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