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Best dumb blonde jokes

These are the best dumb blonde jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel
• Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work
• What do you call three blondes at christmas?
• How do you make a blonde laugh on saturday
• Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours
• A blonde a brunette and a redhead are on the run from the law
• A blonde on her lunch break goes to a soda pop machine and she puts a quarter in
• How do you drown a blonde in a submarine
• A blond and a brunette jump off the empire state building
• Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room

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Random dumb blonde jokes

These are dumb blonde jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What kind of tricycle does a blonde have
• How did the blonde die raking leaves
• A brunette a redhead and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store
• How do you get a blonde to laugh on friday?
• A blonde a brunette and a redhead are stranded on an island
• A very flat-chested blond finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size
• How do you make a blonde laugh on saturday
• A blonde a brunette a movie star the pope and a pilot were on a plane
• How do you get rid of a blonde
• A blonde walked into currys and requested the tv on the side

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Funny Riddles

These are random funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• Where do you put barking dogs?
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
• What comes down but never goes up?
• What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
• What is black and white and red all over?

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Funny pictures

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Funny jokes

These are random funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How are men different to girls
• A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted would get the electric chair
• A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out doctor kiss me
• Plz tell me why u r so dumb
• Why did the monkey fall out of the tree

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Optical illusions

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Funny Riddles

These are the top 5 best funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• How many seconds are in a year?
• Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?
• What starts with an e but only has a single letter in it?
• What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
• What is brown and sticky?

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