How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it!
Hey have you ever seen a beach whale?
no what is it?
your mom ma
How do you get a fat lady in bed?
Piece of cake!
How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?
Stick a nipple on it.
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says, "If you catch me, you can screw me."
An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs.
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign.
A day later, he comes out 50 lbs.
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs.
He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads "If I catch you, I screw you."
Matt is so fatt the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.
Ur doodle is so fat the only way u could lose your virginity is to have it withan elephant!