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This page contains 10 Fat Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Fat Jokes first.


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How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it!

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Hey have you ever seen a beach whale?
no what is it?
your mom ma

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How do you get a fat lady in bed?
Piece of cake!

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How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?
Stick a nipple on it.

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A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says, "If you catch me, you can screw me."
An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs.
lighter.
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs.
The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign.
A day later, he comes out 50 lbs.
lighter.
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs.
He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads "If I catch you, I screw you."

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Matt is so fatt the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Ur doodle is so fat the only way u could lose your virginity is to have it withan elephant!

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