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This page contains 10 Funny Quotes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Quotes first.

Theese are real answers at a driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for?
He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, 'Guns don't kill people.
I do.'
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave 'hello'
if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.


Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.





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