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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
The business plan you prepare must be a lie;
but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.
The business world worships mediocrity.
Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality.
Unofficially, we fear it.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The chaos in the universe always increases.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

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