What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces!
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Nipples!
What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?
Klon-dykes
Did you here about the 80 lbs.
man with the 40 lbs.
testicles?
They say he was half nuts.
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush!
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal!
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
Hat tricks.
What do you call a bull that is sleepy?
A bulldozer!
What kind of condoms do snakes use?
Anacondoms!
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!