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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A Poul-try!


If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A Poul-tree!


How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?
One of his fingers is clean!


Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
He got a stiff neck!


What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?
Your whoroscope!


What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra?
Stiff joints!


What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!


What do you get if you cross Jamie Dimon with Roger Ver?
A cunt!


What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
They both have hymen!


What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar!





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