If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A Poul-try!
If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A Poul-tree!
How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?
One of his fingers is clean!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
He got a stiff neck!
What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?
Your whoroscope!
What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra?
Stiff joints!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!
What do you get if you cross Jamie Dimon with Roger Ver?
A cunt!
What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
They both have hymen!
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar!