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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!


What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted!


Whats round green and smells disgusting?
kermits bum


What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.


What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?
Shredded tweet!


Why do pedophiles love Halloween so much?
Free delivery!


What did the bra say to the hat?
'You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!'


What do you call 20 dead Frenchmen in the back of a lorry?
A good days hunting!


How can you tell if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!


What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke!





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