What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted!
Whats round green and smells disgusting?
kermits bum
What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?
Shredded tweet!
Why do pedophiles love Halloween so much?
Free delivery!
What did the bra say to the hat?
'You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift!'
What do you call 20 dead Frenchmen in the back of a lorry?
A good days hunting!
How can you tell if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke!