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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel.

What do you call 100 nuns in a shop?
virgin megastore

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
Roast chicken!

Q:How do you spell Mississippi without eyes?
A:Close your eyes and spell Mississippi!

What does a horny toad say when you pet it?
RUB IT!
RUB IT!

What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

What do you call a dwarf Eskimo with a hard-on?
A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!

What is LXIX?
69, the hard way.