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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do you get when you cross a low flying bird thats just had rice bubles with: a car SNAP CRACKLE POP


What thing walks on all 4 then on 2 then on 3?
~*~ a human ~*~ Wanna know how?
Okay well, when you are young you walk on all 4.
When you are older you walk on 2 legs.
But when u get really old you have to use a cane~*~!


Why does a blonde tip-toe pass a medicine cabinet?
She doesn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark hives!


Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!


What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A licker license!


What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A groovy kind of love!


Why are Iranians so smart?
Because none of them are blonde!


What are the two main political parties in Canada?
Moose and Squirrel


How do you keep a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head!





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