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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

Praying
What is the difference between a White man praying in church and a White guy praying in a casino?
The one in the casino is sincere.

What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?
They both make their assistants disappear!

What are the two main political parties in Canada?
Moose and Squirrel

What do you call a doll on fire?
A Barbie-Q!

What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed

What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand!

How do you fit 4 Gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down!

Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?
It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month...

How does Aunt Jemima turn on the Pilsbury Doughboy?
She squeezes his doughnuts!

What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
An illegal procedure!

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