What is grosser than gross?
When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice!
Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?
In the end, everybody did it!
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A spoonge!
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A prostitoad.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies!
If you have a NFL and NCAA football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
The state trooper!
What kind of cans are in Mexico?
Mexicans!
Why did the peanut go into space?
A. to become an austro-nut
What do you call a Paki with no legs?
A snake!
What do you get when you cross an eel and a goat?
A.An electric can opener!