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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A two-ton pick-up.

Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
Because the grass tickles their balls!

How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
Fuck if I know!

What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
Her feet!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken fuckers nob!

Que dijo el Pitbull a el grano?
Nada, pendejo!
los animales y granos no ablan!

Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?
It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.

What goes black, white black,white red ?
a nun who went down the stairs what goes black white black white haha ?
the nun who pushed her

White House
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just the one, she stands on a chair and holds it while she waits for the whole world to revolve around her!

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