Funny Riddles
This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just the one, she stands on a chair and holds it while she waits for the whole world to revolve around her!
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you!
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
So the Germans can march in the shade!
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother!
How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH
What are six inches long and irresistible to women?
Dollar bills!
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