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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

White House
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.


What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you!


What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!


First imagine your in a box.
Than someone threw you in the ocean, and you were drowning, how can you get out wiwth out any tools or aanything?
Stop imagining..


Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.


Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.


Why did the mouse go to the party?
He heard they were playing Parcheesi!


Whats the difference between a dog and an aboriginal.
The dog has skid marks before it!


Q)What do you call a woodpecker without a beek?
A) A head Banger


How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender!





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