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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
So he could look like his mama.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs?
A beat-up girl scout.

Did you hear the one about the Constipated Mathematician?
No?
He worked it out with a pencil!

Why did the oranje stop at the bottom of the hill?
Because it ran out of oranje juice.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is using the feather, perverted is using the chicken!

What did the bow-legged whore say?
'That's the last time I will do that for ten bucks!'

How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker!