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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A guy will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball!

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair!

What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!

Why is it called the wonder bra?
A.
Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it 'too farty!'

What does P.O.N.T.I.Q.A.C.
stand for?
Poor old nigga thought ita a cadillac

Funny Questions: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common?
They are both great substitutes!

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