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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

I have a green nose, three red mouths and four purple ears.
What am I?
Ugly!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.39 and deer nuts are under a buck!

What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub?
The girl in the church has a soul full of hope, and the girl in the bathtub...

What has three balls and comes from outer space?
E.T.
- the Extra-Testicle!

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do porcupines say after they kiss?
Ouch!

Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?
Because they now have to explain to their students why 'to LAY'
is worse than 'to F*CK'!

What did the Pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?
Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in!

How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!

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