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Funny Riddles

This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

'How are your hemorrhoids?'
'Swell.'

How do you make a tissue dance?
PUT SOME BUGIE IN TO IT!

Why did the vampire get depressed?
because he got overdrawn at the bloody bank

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?
Cheeze wuzzzz!

What do you get when you cross a cabbage patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A short ugly chick with a yeast infection!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves?
Russell.

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
A klondyke!

What is the definition of suspicious?
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.

Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder!