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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What is the difference between a good and a bad girl?
A good girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home!

How do u giv pleasure 2 a female archiologist?
giv her a used tamppon and say wot period it was from

What did the man say to the other man while they both had a fart?
EEWW U FARTED MAN!

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke!

Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!

What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit bull!
Why is a tree like a dog?
Because they both lose their bark when they die!
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie!
What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
It is easier to get your kids back from a rottweiler!
Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
They crossed a pit bull with a collie;
it bites your leg off and goes for help!
How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They both can smell it but they can't eat it!

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko!

What has eighty feet and three teeth?
The front row of a Billy Ray Cyrus concert.

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