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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!


What is a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period!


Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
He was caught playing with his broomstick!


What did the police man say to his three friends?
Elloelloello


What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt!


What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!


Q: Why don't they have illegal aliens on the Starship Enterprise?
A: Because they don't work in the future either.


What do you call a one-man quickie?
A yankee!


LALURAM order dosa & eat only masala, he orderd samosa&eat only aloo why?
think..
think... coz doctor ne kaha tha ki 'BAHAR KI CHEEZ MAT KHANA'.


What do you call a lonely fisherman?
A Master-Baiter!





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