Funny Riddles
This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.Why did a monkey crossed the highway?
So he can find his banana on the other side!
What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?
A hostage!
Why do a midget laughs while he runs?
Cause the grass is tingling his nuts!
What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?
A religious movement!
There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.
One is to take her shopping.
The rest is 69.
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The head Nurse!
Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
the invitation.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
What are three two-letter words that mean small?
'Is it in?'
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?
Dick!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokémon!
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