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This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.

What kind of fish does a priest eat?
Nun!


What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!


What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
BINGO!


What does a bum call a dumpster?
Bed and Breakfast!


What did the sleepman do at the beach?
he went snore-kaling


Why do women call it 'PMS'?
'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.


What's the tallest building in the city?
The library because it has the most stories!


'Mommy, Mommy!
Where have all your scabs gone?'
'Shut up and eat your corn flakes!'


What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!


What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A boner.





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