Funny Riddles
This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A boner.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!
What does a bulimic call two fingers?
Dessert.
Why Do crocodiles do the death roll?
Cause after 40,000 years of eating Aboriginals they learnt to wash them first!
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your dog back, your truck back and your girlfriend back!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you get when you are on you hands and knees?
You get very dirty!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Clinton does all the screwing!
What do you call a virgin in Dutch?
Goodandtight!
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Funny jokes
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