Funny Riddles
This page contains 10 Funny Riddles. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Funny Riddles first.How do you know if the head chef is a clown?
When the food tastes funny!
What does a bulimic call two fingers?
Dessert.
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your dog back, your truck back and your girlfriend back!
Did you guys hear the joke about the high wall?
It's hilarious, I'm still trying to get over it!
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A sister-in-law!
What did the fly say after it hit a window?
If I had the guts I do it again!
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.
What is more fun that stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages!
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