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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• What do a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce have in common
• Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
• Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
• What do you say to a man with five penises
• Why was the rooster so unhappy
• What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil
• What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys

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